Shopping. We're always happy when we're shopping.
We're always happy when we shop until we drop.
In search of bargains we will never stop.

When God created the universe,
He pulled out all the stops.

Men: First, He created all mankind.
Women: Then She created shops.

Shopping, we're alway happy when we're shopping.
We're always happy if we shop until we drop!
In search of bargains we will never stop, stop, stop!
We'll shop and shop and shop, shop, shop!

As far as the eye can see,
There are bargains for you and me,
Shopping will set you free.
Shopping saucily

Music and lyrics: Eric Idle